Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Without Wax

I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not going to blog here again. I trust that remaining fans, true fans, of My Chemical Romance and Gerard will support him on his journey. You should. I'm not going to delete this blog until the listed below do as well.

veritavenom
The Bleeding Chaos
Already Gone
Love Child (Story)
Love Man

There are too many blogs about Gerard already. There is Live Journal, Facebook, Buzznet... Do this kind of thing elsewhere. Again, only a suggestion. The Internet would be a better place for many if you stopped blogging nonsense.

My whole point was to prove to you Love Man is not to be trusted. Blogger doesn't need many more with the same idea. If Mindless Self Indulgence and My Chemical Romance touring together is bothering you, grow up. They don't need "fans" like you. They have fans that will stand up for them and support them and they just don't need your BS.

Deleting your blog is just a suggestion but it would make a big difference to do so. It really would.

P.S. There is no power greater than Love, Woman.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

I'm sorry-- Did I frustrate a few people with disabling comments? Well, there's always email. I nearly never check it though. Oh, never mind that. Email is just making it worse. You know, the whole fame thing. It's bad enough I even started a damn blog. I just wanted him safe. But now he's a big boy, he always had been and from the looks of it, he's taking care of this whole Love Man thing himself.

P.S. CAPITALS.

Friday, September 14, 2007

We Don't Need No Education?

I know we all hate school but for a moment I'm going to give you a bit of advice.

  • Always proof-read your work. Re-read over and over again and make sure you didn't make any mistakes.
  • P.S. (Post Script) is to be in capitals. Not a stab at Mayonaise. At the end of a letter (or a blog) P.S. should always be capitalized.
  • ThIs Is NoT pRoPeR sPeLlInG oR gRaMmAr AnD sHoUlD nOt bE uSeD uNlEsS mAkInG fUn At TeEnIeS!!1!! Seriously. It's hard on the eyes. Though very funny if used to make fun of teenies. Use with caution.
  • Making bulleted lists are always fun.
  • And finally, numbered lists are better.

So now... A numbered list! Not involving spelling and grammar though.

  1. To remain "anonymous" I would suggest you don't post the places you've been, you are, or going to. Yet again, not a stab at Mayonaise. Or your daily routine. Your personality should also remain hidden.
  2. Never, ever, ever try to write two blogs in half an hour. I gotta go.

It was nice poking at Mayo a little. Well, bye.

To The End

This is so unfashionably late I can't understand why I didn't post this earlier.

Congrats to the newlyweds, Mr. and Mrs. Gerard Way. We found your marriage licence somewhere on the Internet and now we know her full name. iN uR fAcE!1!!

If you're wondering, "we" as in "fans". On a certain messageboard. That I don't lurk.

P.S. I apologize for my lack of crypticness once again.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Fame < Infamy

When I starting blogging here it was about a week after Love Man started to. My intention was clear. To try and stop Lovey. All the other GerardWayneedshisasssavedfromLoveMan-type blogs came after.

Wow... That was a long word. That has to go down somewhere in Wikipedia.

My point is... I never wanted any attention. I just want him safe. The others who do just blog for the attention have a really dull point. And how useful is a dull point?

Proving that I am not doing this for fame, I have disabled all comments.

Now, back to whatever I was doing before a certain message board came into my sight.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Dr. (Pepper) Suess

Gerard, I'm writing you this letter
Wishing you your love life gets better
Love Man isn't really all that complex
For he is really bad at sex
My rhyming, you must excuse
I am no Dr. Suess
Bert McCracken is a lot like Kurt Cobain
Except that Bert actually did cocaine
Ohh, need ice for that burn?
I am done, now it's your turn

Everything Is Possible, Impossible Just Takes Longer.

Ladies and gentlemen. I know a way I can blog on Sunday and Monday now!

I am so slow with this whole Blogger.com thing...

Mobile.

I'll see you then.