Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Without Wax

I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not going to blog here again. I trust that remaining fans, true fans, of My Chemical Romance and Gerard will support him on his journey. You should. I'm not going to delete this blog until the listed below do as well.

veritavenom
The Bleeding Chaos
Already Gone
Love Child (Story)
Love Man

There are too many blogs about Gerard already. There is Live Journal, Facebook, Buzznet... Do this kind of thing elsewhere. Again, only a suggestion. The Internet would be a better place for many if you stopped blogging nonsense.

My whole point was to prove to you Love Man is not to be trusted. Blogger doesn't need many more with the same idea. If Mindless Self Indulgence and My Chemical Romance touring together is bothering you, grow up. They don't need "fans" like you. They have fans that will stand up for them and support them and they just don't need your BS.

Deleting your blog is just a suggestion but it would make a big difference to do so. It really would.

P.S. There is no power greater than Love, Woman.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

I'm sorry-- Did I frustrate a few people with disabling comments? Well, there's always email. I nearly never check it though. Oh, never mind that. Email is just making it worse. You know, the whole fame thing. It's bad enough I even started a damn blog. I just wanted him safe. But now he's a big boy, he always had been and from the looks of it, he's taking care of this whole Love Man thing himself.

P.S. CAPITALS.

Friday, September 14, 2007

We Don't Need No Education?

I know we all hate school but for a moment I'm going to give you a bit of advice.

  • Always proof-read your work. Re-read over and over again and make sure you didn't make any mistakes.
  • P.S. (Post Script) is to be in capitals. Not a stab at Mayonaise. At the end of a letter (or a blog) P.S. should always be capitalized.
  • ThIs Is NoT pRoPeR sPeLlInG oR gRaMmAr AnD sHoUlD nOt bE uSeD uNlEsS mAkInG fUn At TeEnIeS!!1!! Seriously. It's hard on the eyes. Though very funny if used to make fun of teenies. Use with caution.
  • Making bulleted lists are always fun.
  • And finally, numbered lists are better.

So now... A numbered list! Not involving spelling and grammar though.

  1. To remain "anonymous" I would suggest you don't post the places you've been, you are, or going to. Yet again, not a stab at Mayonaise. Or your daily routine. Your personality should also remain hidden.
  2. Never, ever, ever try to write two blogs in half an hour. I gotta go.

It was nice poking at Mayo a little. Well, bye.

To The End

This is so unfashionably late I can't understand why I didn't post this earlier.

Congrats to the newlyweds, Mr. and Mrs. Gerard Way. We found your marriage licence somewhere on the Internet and now we know her full name. iN uR fAcE!1!!

If you're wondering, "we" as in "fans". On a certain messageboard. That I don't lurk.

P.S. I apologize for my lack of crypticness once again.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Fame < Infamy

When I starting blogging here it was about a week after Love Man started to. My intention was clear. To try and stop Lovey. All the other GerardWayneedshisasssavedfromLoveMan-type blogs came after.

Wow... That was a long word. That has to go down somewhere in Wikipedia.

My point is... I never wanted any attention. I just want him safe. The others who do just blog for the attention have a really dull point. And how useful is a dull point?

Proving that I am not doing this for fame, I have disabled all comments.

Now, back to whatever I was doing before a certain message board came into my sight.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Dr. (Pepper) Suess

Gerard, I'm writing you this letter
Wishing you your love life gets better
Love Man isn't really all that complex
For he is really bad at sex
My rhyming, you must excuse
I am no Dr. Suess
Bert McCracken is a lot like Kurt Cobain
Except that Bert actually did cocaine
Ohh, need ice for that burn?
I am done, now it's your turn

Everything Is Possible, Impossible Just Takes Longer.

Ladies and gentlemen. I know a way I can blog on Sunday and Monday now!

I am so slow with this whole Blogger.com thing...

Mobile.

I'll see you then.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

"MCR Saved My Life!"

Do not put your your life into the hands of a rock n' roll band. I can't say you'll regret it, but I can't say that things won't work out either. They are just people. People who have responsibilities like the rest of us. But they have one more responsibility that half of us don't.

They have to take care of you. The fans.

Fans are dear to them. But they are not superhuman, they do not hold any superpowers that can help them with their mission. They are just human. This does not just apply to rock music either. Rap, country, opera... You name it.

Music is another art form. And art is a form of self-expression. Music can express how a person is feeling, their emotions, their love and their opinion. Some may agree to one's opinion while another may disagree completely. How does one keep it up? Well... Some can't. They are one hit wonders. Heard of them? Right Said Fred, t.A.t.U., etc. While some can keep it up till the day they die. Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley... You get me.

A band famous for changing lives, "saving" them. My Chemical Romance. My mother liked to blame music though for taking lives. Like Rap music and Heavy Metal. I would argue with her about it for hours. "If music can take lives, surely it can save them?" She would reply,

"Well... Maybe..."

What I didn't understand is that if music can be evil why couldn't it be good? I've learned though... One cannot blame music for taking a life or saving it. People make decisions for themselves. If one didn't kill himself, it was because he chose not to. If one guns down people in a restaurant, it was because they chose to.

"MCR SAVED MY LIFE" is a lot to put on someone. Especially the band itself. They feel proud they have made a difference and it keeps them going. But really... Does music have that power?

P.S. Mayonaise should start putting "p.s." in capitals.

Kill All Your Friends

I hope you know that when I blog I have no clue myself what I am talking about.

See? I'm right there with you.

Friday, September 07, 2007

“Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.”

Do you all remember back when you thought 30 was old?

Well.... Remember way back before that. Look deep inside... Maybe then you will find you were once nothing. We were all once nothing at all...

But that can change.

You can go from a nobody to somebody overnight.

Funny how life works, isn't it?

And you can stay a somebody.

All you have to do is make an impression on somebody. And there you have it.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Be Yourself, Don't Take Any One's Shit And Never Let Them Take You Alive.

Words not spoken but written by famed Mr. Way. You'd think the fans would listen to him. Do you need a reminder?

Don't take any one's shit.

But... Are they believing what Love Man is saying?

This is not a soap opera. Never was, never will be. This is reality. This is one of those times where someone needs to be told to "get a grip" and someone needs to say it. So...

Get a grip.

Have a nice school year.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

The Take Over, The Break's Over

I apologize for my absence, for, I had not had Internet for days.

Life's a bitch but so am I.

I am still in shock that I actually had the energy to get off my lazy ass and walk to the local library. Shock. But are you?

I have been watching and waiting for you next blog, Lovey. When you posted I, with such delight, read. Then I read the the 52 comments on your previous.

Mayonaise, eh?

Are you on my side or theirs?